I asked her how she could hate the mittens when they were so beautiful. She said, "If a supermodel threw acid in your face, she might be beautiful but I would still hate her."
Mock me if you like, but I love them even if they do belong on Next Top Model.
Since communing with the Buddha in the snow for a little bit, they have apologized for their ways and promise to strive to balance their karma. I expect good things from them.
And they are beautiful.